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Def Demotivational Poster

WHY? - Didn't I think of that.

TAGS: zombi treadmill defense
Rating: 4.74/5

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Swampfox - June 25, 2012, 12:10 pm
The zombies will walk until... No, I'm not going to explain it. Maybe a hint from TLOTR, "You shall not pass!"
Cyberhagen - June 24, 2012, 12:07 pm
Except in the picture, the treadmills are facing IN..
Swampfox - June 19, 2012, 2:20 pm
The first treadmills were powered by walking...
Kilted - June 19, 2012, 2:53 am
Nice plan. Until the power runs out.

ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!

TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.52/5

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nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm
Mmmm, bacon plants.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus

TAGS: definitions men women
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:34 am
It appears not...teehee!
MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:32 am
Well thanks sir. It's almost eerie seeing old posters and knowing people still get a chuckle from them!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:56 pm
Wait... "bed" isn't censored?!? =-O
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:55 pm
This receives 5L, I'm a guy - so I mean it. And I'm favoriting it, but that didn't mean I'm taking the poster to bed with me; however I will share it with others including my wife. (Bwahaha)
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 5:10 am
You too? So you DO think these 5L's make my *ss look big...:(
Silverheart - February 22, 2013, 4:21 am

I gave it 5Ls despite being grossly inaccurate. As a married man, I can attest to the fact that a series that meant one thing one day can and probably does mean something completely different the next day.
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 4:10 am
Translation: You trying to say I'm overweight? Thanks for the 5L anyhow.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:02 pm
LOL 5Lions...what does THAT translate to?

FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL - is actually a good thing

TAGS: women self defense
Rating: 4.65/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:01 pm
... or kick in the balls D: ouch


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.69/5

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bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am
This is deep RL... very well 5aid

1911 - Faster and more reliable than calling 9-1-1.

TAGS: m1911 9 1 1 self defense
Rating: 4.24/5

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arandomtree - April 2, 2012, 3:33 pm
this gets results
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 8:20 pm

Makes a much bigger impression than dragging out your cellphone, too~~~


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

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CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


TAGS: definition everyone looks like a spaz
Rating: 4.62/5

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PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 11:34 am
LOL I got the shivers just thinking about it 5L
Sean - February 24, 2010, 5:23 pm
Love it. Totally cool.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 5:56 pm
It's Down My Back!!! It's Down My Back!!!!
Airman - February 23, 2010, 5:48 pm
5 wiping my hair frantically. and ears. and nose
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
Frantically wiping my face, 5Ls. Great job Sick.
Reason - February 23, 2010, 3:01 pm
amsome. Everyone freaks out when they walk into a spiders web.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:04 am
You know I'm not down with the brown. Butt I really haven't thought to discuss that with MOisha. BRB.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 11:01 am
No worries, We still love you.....But watch out for Culos and Cubby...They'll rape your ass.......Or, are you in to that?
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:59 am
I know moooo! I know. I'm working on it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm sorry ...."MO".....you're still a little girl.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
It'd make me feel better if you'd capitalize my O. You're always trivializing me!! I've already got Moooo issues damn it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:43 am
Whatever makes you feel better Susan.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:27 am
I'm comfortable with my inner MOisha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:24 am
We've all been there.....But, we weren't all as girly about it as Mo was.
MO - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
LMAO!! I've done it. Kinda felt like a little girl to. 5L

MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense

TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

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moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?


TAGS: basketball defense
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 4:03 pm
At Least He's There.
MashiMashi - January 20, 2012, 1:54 pm
Yes I laffed out loud.....And its grainney so it was copied from a paper probably a weekly shopper deal. And his mom bought 100s to show relatives.
mariand - January 20, 2012, 3:17 am

DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it

TAGS: defensive drinking staratigically consuming alcohol
Rating: 4.91/5

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Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am
Waterproof strategy!


TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning shot..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!

PRIVATE PROPERTY - If you can read this, you are within range.

PERSEVERANCE - Don't cry next time you can't find your running headband

TAGS: rick allen def leppard rock hair metal
Rating: 3.19/5

$48,070 - That's your share of the U.S. debt Now hurry up and pay our Social Security

UNIQUENESS - Being unique has it's place in this world. Unfortunately for you it's in entirely different galaxy .

TAGS: believing defiant society
Rating: 4/5

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Bopiter - June 28, 2012, 9:56 am
Who's turn was it to watch Carrot Top?
MissPriss - June 27, 2012, 3:27 am
Sorry for the nightmare material but thanks for the 5L all the same :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 2:54 am
Once again, MissPriss, you create a Motifake that will keep me up all night. Yet, 5L for an awesomely scary picture.

DEFYING GODS - How to avoid Jesus

TAGS: jesus defying gods
Rating: 4.06/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 6:19 pm
You have to be creative and unique here. If not funny
caveman - April 14, 2012, 2:57 am
I'm just saying that you'll find plenty of posters that did well that basehed or poked fun of one form of religion or another. This poster just wasn't creative and thus the low vote
Bizy - April 14, 2012, 1:41 am
Are so sure caveman I also posted this on reddit/funny/atheism and it did well also got upvoted... :/
caveman - April 13, 2012, 11:26 pm
Trust me, it's not the atheism/religion thing that got this voted down.
Bizy - April 13, 2012, 10:28 pm
hmmmm I guess there aren't that many atheists on motifake. O well it was worth a shot.

ANN COULTER - Because Liberals have no defense other than to personally attack her.

TAGS: ann coulter liberals defense personally attack
Rating: 2.2/5

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Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:22 am
Must be alot of extremists out there. She's written what is it now, 7 bestsellers in a row? Lemme know when Olberdouche or Maher or Franken do that.
BoneCD - May 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
If my wife would leave me I would marry her (they look alike but she has long black hair)...on second thought she would never be home...hey wait that is a good thing. *face palm* I'm confused now.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 12:23 pm
Ann Coulter is HOT! I have her picture on my night stand. I have Rush Limbaugh's picture set up with novena candles in front of it, and Newt Gingrich's portrait hanging over my fire place. We need right wing extremist to keep balance in this country.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:59 am
Yeah Haar!, keep the damn snarcasm up high where we can see it it for what it is. I too did not catch it. Of course there have been a number of our resident "politicos" arguing in all seriousness what you said ironically.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 1:21 am
The little bit of her work that I've read is truly frightening, much like Ahmadinejad's denial of the Holocaust. Polarization and extremism are the rage all over the world. I love this era of goodwill.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 1:06 am
Kudos, Haar... I won't miss the sarcasm twice. Well done.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:58 am
I like him, but we can partially thank BillMaher for regularly booking her on Politically Incorrect (HBO) and getting so much feedback that she found a niche in being that controversial. She's just riding the wave. Fame at any cost. Puts food on the table
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:57 am
I apologize for my "snarcasm" flying under the radar.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Much like Limbaugh, she panders to the extremists, and far too frequently, their words are blindly accepted as Gospel.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Broke my new rule of leaving politics alone on this site. Won't happen again. Terrible drug, this logic thing.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:53 am
At the risk of diminishing MWLF's point, I must agree... just like the racism and sexism then, anti-the commie wave was nothing more than giving legal power to the Rush Limbaugh of that day.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 13, 2009, 12:48 am
Hardly, it wasted our time, ruined peoples' lives for no reason, and restricted freedom of speech. It was fascism, plain and simple. Coincidentally, fascist Ann Coulter is both plain and simple.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 8:38 pm
C'mon now, she's correct. McCarthyism and the "Red Scare" saved America.
George - May 12, 2009, 8:34 pm
Oh, also all her policy and ideology points and decisions. Other than that, yeah.



TAGS: father daughter defense back off
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:33 pm
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:02 am
rerun - July 26, 2013, 7:47 pm

In a word, AMESOME!

marriage advice #5 -

TAGS: deflection
Rating: 4.73/5

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premiumgrade - July 5, 2015, 1:20 am
You have so many 5Ls, can I give you six?
MissPriss - June 14, 2015, 8:05 pm
Be certain that you remove the cuff link from the back seat 1st...5L
mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 3:57 am
ROTFL!!!!! Another excellent entry to the ongoing series! 5 L!

OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can.

TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change truth deficit taxes
Rating: 3.08/5

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HAHA - May 4, 2009, 7:18 pm
One loser, two loosers Ahh Ahh Ahh


SURVIVAL - The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off!



80's Flashback -

TAGS: 80s music flashback def leppard
Rating: 5/5

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beastmaster - August 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
LOL Another 80's fan! Like, totally awesome, dewd ;) Glad that I could get in your head today. Keep a-rockin' ...
Silverheart - July 21, 2014, 7:55 am

I got something to say Yeah, it's better to burn out Yeah, than fade away! Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head... 5Leppards

Obediance -

TAGS: obedience defiance parents
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 3:58 am
If kids were always obedient, there wouldn't be any grand-kids.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 3:26 pm
and destined for the hall of fame.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 3:25 pm




TAGS: cousins deformed
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - June 22, 2013, 8:51 am
Geezus! That family tree musta been a spike. Shallow end of the gene pool fer sure.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2013, 6:03 pm
So true. I have grandparents who were.... no one came out looking like that but they were spawned each one crazier than the first.

APATHY - It's too much effort to care enough to form an opinion. But we will fight to the death to defend our right to not have one.


PERFECTED? - That's one messed up definition of perfected.


TAGS: control definition short ugly convict
Rating: 3.64/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - February 12, 2010, 11:12 am
He's in jail because he killed the jackass that gave him that haircut.




TAGS: claymore mine zombie defense
Rating: 2.33/5

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Zed - December 8, 2009, 4:59 pm
Or on Light posts and telephone poles around eye level, for when they finally clear the tree-line.
TheSarge - December 8, 2009, 4:54 pm
Thats why you put them in trees...bout eye level.
[email protected] - November 25, 2009, 6:10 am
BLASPHEMY, obvioulsy you didn't read WWZ, they don't work half as well with Coagleted blood and the sound will draw more to your location (economy of force my brutha). Plus the risk of exposure to lay them 15feet outside yer perimeter. Blasphemer

EYES VS. FINGERS - There Can Only Be On Winner

Mornight -

TAGS: deflicted definitions mornight working night shift what day is it
Rating: 4.93/5

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mizzdizz - July 29, 2015, 2:09 am
LOL! Especially the confusion over what day it is! 5 lol lions!
Silverheart - July 29, 2015, 1:43 am

This is the first of a series of posters; Deflicted Definitions - words that should be words.
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:01 am
fav too btw
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:00 am
so been there...FriSat: stumbling around mumbling until waking up at 7-11 near the coffee station...then...off we go

Deja Moo -

TAGS: definitions repeated bullsh t feelings
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:42 pm
Nice! Thanks crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:22 pm
5L + faved. And using this in my day-to-day life if I suspect anyone of BSing me.
MissPriss - November 7, 2013, 7:59 pm
Ok ya got me. Just couldn't fit all the o's in...teehee.
Silverheart - November 7, 2013, 7:33 pm

Or is that deja mooooooooooooooooo?


TAGS: ccw carryconcealed selfdefence 911 protection
Rating: 4.7/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:30 pm
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:31 pm
love it
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
(Crap, I'm going back to bed.)Hence...
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
autumnspirit - January 25, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ain't that the truth!


OF COURSE I'M PARANOID - everyone is out to get me

TAGS: self defeat
Rating: 4.28/5

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$9.3 TRILLION - The projected deficit calculated for 2010-2019 by the Congressional Budget Office based on Obama's proposals. Source: http://www.cbo.gov/

TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change truth deficit taxes
Rating: 2.87/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:51 pm
True that Pres Obama is my CINC, however I want his policies to fail because I want my country to succeed. He is dismantling this great nation by following the community organizer (ACORN) handbook for instituting "social justice".
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:49 pm
dylan (I can't stomach referencing with any form of awesome cause you're clueless), you are sorely misled if you think Bush created a $10T deficit. The $9.3T came from the Congressional Budget Office based on BHO getting his socialist programs passed.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 4:06 am
and the 9.3 trill is if they don't pay off. Hopefully they will. I don't know why you want him to fail when he's already in charge of you. Thats just stupid.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 4:04 am
no it's not 10 trillion defeciet its the amount lost as in we had a surplus before bush and we went into a 7 trillion dollar deficit.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:01 am
steering the country towards $1T in his first 6 months.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:01 am
Okay, again the idiot attacks my posters. As you've stated in another poster your source of news is South Park and that appears to be where you gathered this $10T number from. Here's your fact, the projected deficit from Bush was $490B. Pres Obama is
mrawesomo - April 7, 2009, 8:53 pm
over $10 trillion government dollars lost. That is the fact of how badly republicans fucked us over in 8 years.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:39 am
Stimulus bill being drafted in Congress. Oh yea, and the Omnibus package he signed that had $8B in pork that he campaigned against. Doh! is a perfect name for an idiot like you. Gather some facts before you come at one of my posters, boy.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:37 am
environmental programs, and continuing industry bailouts. The bailouts are a small part of the deficit spending. I did however disagree with Pres Bush's TARP when it came out and I totally disagree with BHO's Stimulus, TARP II, auto bailout, and the 2nd
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:35 am
a brain in you head (instead of having it squarely shoved up your ass), you would have followed the source provided in the poster where you would have learned that the $1T annual deficit projected is largely based on BHOs nationalizing health care,
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:34 am
As for the dumbass, doh!. Your first inclination when faced with the truth is to attack my family? Pathetic liberal distraction that doesn't work. First, I completely dismiss your attacks as being irrelevant just like you are irrelevant. Next, if you had
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:32 am
use a cigar? Maybe little Willy wasn't up to the challenge. After sleeping next to Hillary, I guess I could understand why it might be a scared pathetic tool. That or it had standards even though Bubba obviously didn't.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:30 am
For HtD, the surplus was created by the Rep Congress, back when they really were fiscally conservative (too bad they lost that value but I think it's making a big comeback for them). Also, if Slick Willy to get the other thing up then why did he have to
HtD - March 22, 2009, 3:09 pm
Funny how we also had a budget surplus when Clinton was in office. That makes two things he was good at getting up.
Doh! - March 22, 2009, 2:42 pm
Making sure your daddy keeps his dead end job so that he stops beating mommy for at least 8 hours a day. Bush started the bailout you idiot, even he realised you had no choice.

SELF DEFENSE - You've come a long way, baby.


TAGS: only ideals truly define the person hammy
Rating: 4.83/5

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Hawamleh - November 8, 2010, 4:42 pm
I Used Hitler Because He Represents An Ideal, White Supremacy, A thought that Nearly Changed the world, Yet No Matter How We try the World Will Not be Able To Change this Idea. And I think Of Mohamed More Like This Old Guy That Used To Live Next To Me
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
My bad..should clarify. Where Hitler goes off on a rant about the Giants and the Cowboys. It made perfect sense to me, but others may think, what the heck is he talking about. :)
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
I loved that youtube video with the Giants and the Cowboys. I find it entertaining that Hammy is Muslim, right? And he is called Hammy. This entertains me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 12:13 pm
Are we sure that's Hitler?...Maybe it's Muhammad...The one "true" prophet (no one knows what he looks like....except Hammy)
Airman - November 8, 2010, 10:58 am
a general statement that makes you think, but what is the purpose of Hitler with it? the Holocaust? Dictators? conquering other countries? White supremacy? disappointment with the Cowboys?


TAGS: masterpiece male formed defined classic art small weenie lolz
Rating: 4.78/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:24 pm
In this situation, it's better to peek than peak.
jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 8:18 pm
Did you peek RL?
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
(good to know that RL is on a first-name basis with this... awe inspiring.... male.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:07 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwww inspiring, then?


TAGS: tragedy change definitively life mariand
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - September 16, 2011, 3:56 am
OOOPS...here come my bomber...lol

BALANCE - The word "Happiness" would lose all its meaning If it was not balanced by the word "Sadness"

TAGS: happy sad balance definition
Rating: 4.71/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 10:27 pm
Sorry, the smart phone decided to go all dumbass on me. I meant to vote a 5. Wish I could change it, but I can't, so yeah. Still funny though.


TAGS: hammy depressed attention deficit love
Rating: 4.68/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 12, 2012, 8:25 am
Yes, although busy with traditions. He'll be back in a few weeks in full swing. (Btw... 5L)
5150monkeylove - August 11, 2012, 7:07 pm
Is Hammy still around?
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:08 pm

Holy crap, Hammy's box guy is alive
crankyhead - August 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
Love thi5.


TAGS: motitwist definition
Rating: 4.61/5

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Nwaderos - May 2, 2011, 2:19 pm
I alread wrote 3 BinLaden jokes on my page and thought I was done, but had to share this one!!! LMAO



TAGS: public defenders
Rating: 4.4/5

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champ99 - May 11, 2011, 4:47 pm
The other mistake is saying, " Hold my beer and watch this..." 5hand cuffs.




TAGS: armies army unarmed disarmed defeat pun
Rating: 3.9/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
I've got a 16 year old. Even she isn't as silly as me. This just struck me at the right time. Goddamn almost died laughing. Hope you're happy Chopper.
boeweizer - November 22, 2009, 3:07 am
i would give you a hand or 2 thumbs up but 5 lions are still good
Chopperliscious - November 21, 2009, 12:13 am
Cramps MO? Awww thanks - I've always thought my motifakes pretty armless ...
MO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 pm
I think I may need a doctor. I may have actually LMAO! Cramps, tears, strange looks from confused co-workers. (last one is nothing new though)
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 1:52 am
Hey - do you know what armies are REALLY for??? Keeping your handies on ..... troll troll troll troll here kitty kitty kitty
Chopperliscious - November 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
It sort of de-feets the purpose eh
Sean - November 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
Truly evil.
Chopperliscious - November 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
This one is for those of you who are gluttons for pun-ishment....


TAGS: culos irony defined
Rating: 3.73/5

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Rafflem - September 27, 2011, 11:31 am
You know Heineken is DUTCH. so the USA imports it to.
Rafflem - September 27, 2011, 11:31 am
You know Heineken is DUTCH. so the USA imports it to.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 29, 2011, 10:42 pm
and yet nothing about mother Russia
house - June 29, 2011, 10:26 pm
I noticed you didn;t try to swipe at us Aussies. well, with our dollar being better than yours, our beer better than yours and our beaches and babes better than yours it was really no contest
culos - March 21, 2011, 4:52 pm
Apparently you don´t know the meaning of the word IRONY!
Bushuu - March 21, 2011, 2:58 pm
The US is so dumb they can not tell a DUTCH lager from an American lager!!!

GRAVITY - Ninjas Defy It

TAGS: ninja gravity defiance
Rating: 3.35/5

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culos - January 28, 2010, 5:05 am
Her boobs defy gravity too for now, but believe me, in the end it's gravity FTW!


"IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID" - The battle cry of Democrats during Clinton's successful 92 Presidential campaign. It's more appropriate now than it was back then.

TAGS: congress president reid pelosi obama deficit politics
Rating: 2.56/5

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CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:33 am
mmmm, Moose milk. but not the pussy kind!i want whiskey in mine!
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:30 am
add those to the list of untouchables
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:42 am
Screw the beer, I'm taking the moose milk! (and some Canadian bacon).
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:07 am
no god no!!!! anything but the BEER!!
Ed-Hyde - September 2, 2009, 8:31 am
Yep, I'll be headed to your house soon Canada. I'm going to force you to sign up for credit cards you don't need and blindfold you as you sign a mortgage. THEN!! I'ma gonna drink all your beer, eh.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 8:27 am
you guys are F U C K E D!!!lol, and you gona drag us down with ya

HOME - The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. ~Confucius

TAGS: home nation defict debt poor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by RonE

RonE - August 3, 2011, 3:32 am
Thanks Iconoclast. But that was the point home/house. : )
Iconoclast - August 2, 2011, 5:41 pm
5 construction permits for you, although some would say that a home is far more than the structure called a house.

BLESS HIS HEART - he means well

TAGS: chompers defends our honor
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:49 pm
I haven't laughed out loud by myself today til now. Funniest thing I've seen all day. Thank you! 5L.
corbett06 - August 14, 2010, 9:31 pm
haha chompers good one
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:00 pm
Mine's ctrl-alt..... sigh.... spacebar.
Chompers - August 11, 2010, 8:52 pm
It circles the keyboard, long ways
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 7:26 pm

5 huge L's
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:19 pm
ROR! 5 Air


TAGS: cub is the king fetish day defined iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - February 13, 2011, 12:08 am
We love ya' Cub.
Cubbybear - February 13, 2011, 12:04 am


TAGS: definition fast food wars
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by sickartist

David A - February 3, 2010, 11:24 am
They say that if you work really hard, you can be promoted to fries! Keep taking these jobs B4 the illegals get to them. 2late you lazy bastards!
Cloudchaser - February 2, 2010, 11:22 pm
Been there, done that

SURROUND SOUND - an essential part of the home theater experience

TAGS: combine it with high def
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cloudchaser - February 16, 2010, 11:43 pm
This needs to be posted to thereifixedit.com
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 8:53 pm
now that's a Red Green fix!


ART - The ability to bullshit people into believing that some crap is worth something


TAGS: wait defender of what did you say
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:41 pm
LMAO! @LD, tail over the shoulder like a continental soldier?
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:53 pm
Hey Veggie glad to see you're back!!!
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 7:51 pm
Yes, yes, yes! 5L.
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 6:30 pm
I mean Captain...
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 5:44 pm
Just call me Caption Bone...and where do I sign?
CANADA - December 4, 2009, 5:00 pm
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 4:59 pm
Join my Army today! Or we'll all be left fapping alone! LMAO Bone - you even got the length of my "tail" right...5L!
CANADA - December 4, 2009, 4:30 pm
I got the back! looks like LD needed a hand


DEFORMED FISH - when you catch fish like these, maybe you should change your fishing hole.

AMERICA - will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people. - George W. Bush

TAGS: politics security u n bush defense war
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 6, 2009, 1:39 am
It's in reference to the United Nations trying to tie our hands. Your insult and lack of knowledge of what this is referencing is resemblance of a 12 year old.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:45 pm
Nor will America ever seek out and ask the nearest available Hall Monitor. What, are you guys twelve or something? Who thinks like that?

Askhole -

TAGS: advice annoying people opposite definition
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:44 pm
I basically chose a picture that could best be taken both ways. Glad everyone liked it :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:41 pm
I went with this picture because given the text, it could be taken either way; the man is being given the advice, or the woman.
tatespa - January 13, 2014, 12:20 pm
Commonly known as wife....
TheSanityInspector - January 12, 2014, 3:52 pm
How dare you call my wife such an rude name, sir!
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:11 pm
5L crotchety for putting a name to those few I personally know!
GaryO - January 12, 2014, 9:04 am
Silverheart - January 12, 2014, 8:29 am

F5cking brilliant. 5/f

Gun Control Policy -

The Shepherds Of Helmand -

TAGS: war peace afghanistan victory defeat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 16, 2014, 10:55 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - August 16, 2014, 10:10 am


Masoud Biswir -

Generations -

Definitions -

Norma Jeane -

TAGS: woman laugh marilyn monroe defense
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - August 24, 2014, 8:20 pm
Still workin' on that...the 'do anything' part

a handgun out of reach... -

Definitions -

TAGS: word play definitions balding
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - August 4, 2013, 11:24 pm
Still got m’ hair…….and some yeti’s in my ears. Don’t get me started…. ‘tween weird hair, moles and whatever that thing is on my hind end, well, I’m ready to sand down my entire carcass.
MissPriss - August 4, 2013, 11:12 pm
Toupe....er....touché Mr. Gary
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 11:39 am
Well, if you’d quit kissin’ the top of our head…
MissPriss - August 4, 2013, 2:34 am
Question. Why when people get older, is it, that men lose the hair from the top their head but women gain hair directly above their upper lip?
GaryO - August 3, 2013, 9:58 am
YEAH! Play the word

Aim Towards Enermy -


Why...Huh? -

TAGS: superman defenses question bullets guns
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 12, 2014, 7:23 pm
& his mom's leotards under them...thanks Jesus!
JesusWept - July 12, 2014, 2:58 pm
Irrational behavior. What can one expect from a guy who wears his underpants on the outside? L L L L L

photobombers -

Telephone -


TAGS: life question faith void defeat
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:36 am
OMG! You two are a riot! X-D
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 1:05 pm
Those hazmat puusssies…heh, they didn’t even need a match..…..looks like the cops are onto my ploy. Got weary of scaring small children and old men anyway. OK, I declare it to be laundry day…now where is that woman.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 pm

The EPA stopped by and burned all your pants...Hazardous waste and all that...Besides, according to you, unlike GULLIVER, you haven't been using them.BTW, just an FYI, it is incredibly difficult to take a nekkid person into custody. Just so you know.
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:30 pm
Now, where’s my pants, I’ve got to the bathroom (makes no sense at all)
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:28 pm
Vernon, it has been said that one actually has to have pants on in order to take them off…………my immediate enigma is trying to figger out how you got so old, bein’ the dull crayon an’ all. Please do yer best to keep pace.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 am

Are you telling us all that you take your pants off at the urinal? How many times have you been arrested? Or beaten to a pulp? The two are sometimes not mutually exclusive, but for the purposes of this discussion...
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:33 pm
Now you wimin, you guys tend to hide, hide what you don’t got in the first place. Sittin’ there in yer private booths, bein’ all careful and quiet. And that’s why wimin are cats and men are dawgs.
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:32 pm
Uh, Vernon, can’t be helped. Men have a habit of comparing ‘things’…. since birth. That’s why there are urinals.
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 10:12 pm

Hmmm~~I suppose I must bow to your OBVIOUSLY superior knowledge about whether men (other than yourself, of course) are wearing pants. You must have A LOT of experience.~~;)
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 12:12 am
Well Vernon, I beg to differ. It appears the lilliputz took his fancy bloomers off and tied him up with ‘em. THAT…is all. Whew, tired now. Somebody fetch me mah slippers….and pants.
lgvernon - January 31, 2014, 11:15 am

Hey~~Trained Observers~~Compare the color of his face with the color of his pants. He's wearin' pants with a floral pattern down the sides. It's Gulliver, you dimmies!! Gulliver in Liliput. And he would never go without pants. That is all~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 11:03 am
That's what I thought, too! Also looks like he has a floral looking guarder belt. X-D
lgvernon - January 30, 2014, 8:44 pm

Well, I soitenly hope so...
GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:42 pm
Vernon. Does….yer guy there……have……no pants on?

Defeat is defeat -

TAGS: defeat
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

theoneyouwerewarnedabout - June 14, 2013, 2:39 pm
to make the poster
hijameshi - May 30, 2013, 5:44 am
whyd u click that one, the 3 clearly covers the empty field below the mine u hit

Distrust -


TAGS: rerun save defender knight
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

rerun - February 21, 2013, 3:06 pm

I remember that wackjob
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2013, 11:50 pm
Awwww. timing was everything on that. it was back in the crazy CJ days.
rerun - January 1, 2013, 8:42 pm

Damn, I missed this one

You're Photograph -

TAGS: music memories photograph def leppard
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:01 am
There's words on here?? EFFING WOOF!!
Thedge - October 13, 2014, 7:54 am
Ahhh... perfecto. tnx.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2014, 7:32 am

theedge...problem is with your browser. hold ctrl and use the mouse wheel to enlarge the image or go to your settings tab and change image size.
Greybeard - October 13, 2014, 4:10 am
Cut,Paste and enlarge the foto. LoL :)
Thedge - October 13, 2014, 1:41 am
Not sure if this comment is regarding your poster(s), or, my optic prescription... the wee font makes it difficult (for me) to read. Please advise?

Freedom Defined -

Definitions -


TAGS: big brother civil defense tag
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Feasibly - March 7, 2011, 9:49 pm
*rush*...I hate it when my tongue gets in front of my eyetooth and I can't see what I'm sayin'.
Feasibly - March 7, 2011, 9:47 pm
It was kind of an adrenaline when they would have a drill without warning us first.
Greeny - March 7, 2011, 9:12 pm
Yes I do - those desks were only good for stashing used gum
rerun - March 7, 2011, 8:30 pm

do you remember "seeking shelter" under your desk? Like that was going to protect us from nucleal fallout
Reality Lord - March 7, 2011, 8:23 pm

i actually remember them testing the sirens. nice


ADOLESCENCE - Proof that animals are right when they eat their young.

Off Your Rocker -

TAGS: worrying futile defeating comparisons chairs
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:40 pm
Well thanks lgs! Then you'll like the upcoming worry wart tribute...teehee.
lgvernon - October 28, 2013, 12:45 pm

I'm the original Worry Wart. I'm printing this one out to go on the bulletin board in my office. Right next to the, 'Sexual Harassment In This Area Will Not Be Reported'. However, It Will Be Graded', sign. 5LLLLL


TAGS: voltron defender universe five lions
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - January 20, 2013, 8:21 pm

Thank you. It's always nice when someone votes in Voltrons, as opposed to individual Lions :)
falloutghoul - January 20, 2013, 8:17 pm
I give you 1 Voltron.